Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Temporary Husband Position

ISO Temporary Husband


Start date - Immediate

Must be available for the duration of the NCAA basketball tournament, with an option for additional hours during the 2012-2013 NFL season.

Must posses husband skills, including but not limited to

  • Grocery shopping
  • Daily salad making
  • General childcare
  • Dinner prep
  • Mixology
  • Conversation contributor

Applicant with handy man qualifications preferred.

Sports enthusiasts need not apply.

If bracket, elite eight, seed, selection Sunday, or sweet sixteen are words in your standard March vocabulary, your application will not be considered.